7MR // CRYPTID PROFILE
WHO IS UNCLE SQUATCH?
Equal parts backwoods philosopher, streetwear critic, and professional vanishing act, Uncle Squatch represents the side of 7MR that refuses to take the ordinary too seriously. He shows up where he shouldn’t, says what everyone else is thinking, and somehow always manages to look good doing it.
CRYPTID
Allegedly.
OCCUPATION
Avoiding trail cameras.
KNOWN FOR
Questionable advice & excellent shirts.
SQUATCH’S STASH
Gear approved by a cryptid with extremely questionable credentials.
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Uncle Squatch — Not From Around Here Tee
Price range: $32.00 through $33.00 -
Uncle Squatch Distressed Cap
$26.00 -
Uncle Squatch Holographic Sticker
$9.00
7MR // TRANSMISSION
LATEST SIGHTING
YOU SAW NOTHING.
But if anyone asks, the shirt looked good.